Horse Lost

Did you know that I have my pig right here
that exploded?
Did you know I like my horse
but I cannot find it
because it went off on a journey?
First I punched the pillows.
Second he went
second he went into a dungeon.
Now I can’t find him,
But here he is with me.
I’m riding on him now.
Owch!
He just fell into a pit
of porcupines
that I don’t like him to do.
Hey! Where is he?
Oh, here he is.
Ow! He did it again.
And again, ow!
And again, ow!
[breathing]

Good luck having a horse.

Darth Vader Soccer Hero

revenge of darth vader part 2

Revenge of Darth Vader

INT. LIVING ROOM/CLONE TROOPER’S LAYER

CLONE TROOPER draws a plan to rob the shop.

He leaves with the plans.

INT. LIVING ROOM/DARTH VADER’S LAYER

DARTH VADER looks at his own plan to rob the shop.

Clone Trooper spies on him.

Clone Trooper puts a red dot on the elevator wires.

Darth Vader sees the red dot.

DARTH VADER
I need to fix the elevator.

Darth Vader leaves.

Clone Trooper takes Darth Vader’s plans.

He leaves with both plans.

INT. DINING ROOM TABLE/POKER ROOM

Clone Trooper looks at both plans.

CLONE TROOPER
Darth Vader’s plans are stupid!

Darth Vader’s plans get crumbled up.

INT. PETER’S ROOM/SHOP
Clone Trooper enters the shop.

PUPPET
Hi, sir. Can I help you?

Clone Trooper kills the puppet.

He steals jewelry.

He kills the guard robots.

INT. LIVING ROOM/DARTH VADER’S LAYER

Darth Vader comes back.

DARTH VADER
Where’s my plans?!

He leaves.

INT. PETER’S ROOM/SHOP

Darth Vader sees:

1) the dead puppet

2) the broken robots

3) the missing jewelry

DARTH VADER
Where’s the jewelry?

He leaves.

INT. DINING ROOM TABLE/POKER ROOM

Clone Trooper sits at the table with the jewelry.

Darth Vader sits down.

CLONE TROOPER
I’ve been waiting for you Darth Vader. Would you mind if we played poker? Whoever wins gets the jewelry and the revenge.

DARTH VADER
Okay. Let’s play.

Clone Trooper deals the cards.

Darth Vader gets an Ace and a Jack.

Clone Trooper gets an Ace of Diamonds and a Jack.

They flip over the three cards that go in the middle.

Then one more card.

Then the last card.

DARTH VADER
I win!

CLONE TROOPER
Here you go. Here’s your jewelry and the revenge.

Darth Vader takes Clone Trooper’s mask off.

Underneath is a weird guy.

FADE TO BLACK.

Rockin’ Out

Rockin’ Out Lyrics

Pass the Big cube
Pass the big cube
Argh!
Out!
Two!
What’s up with
Bionicle cubes!?

Are you too slow
or too ugly
too old
too little
too weak
or too slow?
I am all those opposite things
strong muscles
great big tough strong big and more stuff baby

Bring it on!
(gun noise)
See how I
shot that guy
out the window there he blew up
how ’bout I make a fiery fist?
(fiery fist sounds)
Hear that song of the fiery fist!

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands
for one nation under God and POWER!!!
(gun sounds)

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